That Good ole' Dick,
He came with me on a hunting trip,
Had to flip the safety swithc, he almost got me.
Dumb, redneck jokes
He don't cheat, drink gin, or toke.
Now his barrel's a-smokin'
Yes, he just shot me.

Oy vey!
Glad that he missed my heart.
Cheney,
Needs safety lessons.

Hey,
He's shooting that gun,
At me,
He's shooting his gun.
Cheney,
Shot me with his gun.
He is so dumb,
And negligent
Wait,
I feel like I'm gonna faint.
I'ma kill that freak when I wake,
Shot me with his gun.
He is so dumb,
And negligent.

Shot me again,
I hate having Cheney as a friend,
Hitting me in the chect,
And they weren't BBs.
We both aren't young,
I know Cheney ain't the smart one,
And that goshdarn shotgun,
Was shot right at me.

That's right,
Take away Dick's liscence,
Please fight,
Shoot to kill now.

Hey,
He's shooting that gun,
At me,
He's shooting his gun.
Cheney
Shot me with his gun.
He is so dumb,
And negligent
Wait,
I feel like I'm gonna faint.
I'ma kill that freak when I wake,
Shot me with his gun.
He is so dumb,
And negligent.

I'm bleeding from my upper region,
Now my chest lost all it's feelin',
Dick is banned from hunting season,
Plus, fishing season.

Hey,
He's shooting that gun,
At me,
He's shooting his gun.
Cheney
Shot me with his gun.
He is so dumb,
And negligent
Wait,
I feel like I'm gonna faint.
I'ma kill that freak when I wake,
Shot me with his gun.
He is so dumb,
And negligent.