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Song Parodies -> "Texas Titty Twister"

Original Song Title:

"Twisted Transistor"

Original Performer:

Korn

Parody Song Title:

"Texas Titty Twister"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

My 11 year old cousin has aquired the bad habit of giving girls Texas Titty Twisters lately, and it's gotten him in plenty of trouble. While I certainly don't condone his behavior, I hope it's just a case of "boys being boys" and not him becoming a lifelong perverted psycho, though, who really knows? So, that's where the idea for this parody came from, and to the tune of one his favorie songs right now.
My mom, my aunts
and my older sisters
I give 'em all
Texas Titty Twisters
I quickly grab their nips
twist 'em round, twist 'em round
and though, they beat me blue
I can't get enough

A funny boy
and no one undestands me
but I won't give up
cuz it amuses me
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!

Cuz it amuses me
and when I'm reaching
for your boob
and then, you're screeching
I'll get you too
and then, I'll snicker
as I give you a
Texas Titty Twister

A fool, in school
always in detention
a girl right there
next to me, and it's temptin'
And as my hand goes for
her chest, her chest
she grabs her science book
and smacks my head

A funny boy
and no one understands me
but I won't give up
cuz it amuses me
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!
amuses me!

Cuz it amuses me
and when I'm reaching
for your boob
and then, you're screeching
I'll get you too
and then, I'll snicker
as I give you a
Texas Titty Twister

Amuses me!
Amuses me!
Amuses me!
Amuses me!

Hey you! Hey you!
This won't hurt a bit
THIS. WON'T. HURT. A. BIT!
THIS WON'T HURT!
Be cool! Be cool!
No need to throw a fit
I. WILL. NOT. QUIT
I'M HAVING A FUN TIME
Hey! What are you doing to me?
Ow! that hurt my tit!

Amusing, it's not
when you are reaching
and twist my boob
it hurts, I'm screeching
I'll be good
cuz I know better
I'll give no more
Texas Titty Twisters

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
A little different twist here, I like it...very funny..5's
Stephen Harrington - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I've heard the original, but not often enough to vote on this, it's definetly ammusing in the twisted sort of way, good job!
Billy Boyd - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, and Stephen.
Red Ant - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
What CD is TOS from? I have GH Vol 1 (not there) and Issues (no label), which is in a FTL case (that CD is lost).
Billy Boyd - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, this song is from Korn's new CD 'See You On The Other Side'.

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