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Song Parodies -> "Bad Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Trash"

Original Performer:

Korn

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

How did it start well she doesn't know but it was from the t.v.
She'd sit too close and her eyes would get worse but its just from her seeing
Her little eyes they make me feel so god damn retarted
They're getting worse she'll never hive up getting closer til she goes blind
She has her eyes and shes so blind she can't see for her life
So she walks around and bumps all over god what the fuck is with her

Your seeing I can't help but fix it
I'm sorry its just worse than mine
My heart inside is constanly laughing
Your so clumsy and cannot see when yoru crafting

I don't know why shes so fuckin old in her weird eyesight
All I wanna do is take her out and make the pain go away
Why does she have her glasses all it does is fuck with her
Why do I have this doctor all he does is fuck me away
She has her eyes and shes so blind she can't see for her life
So she walks around and bumps all over god what the fuck is with her

Your seeing I can't help but fix it
I'm sorry its just worse than mine
My heart inside is constanly laughing
Your so clumsy and cannot see when yoru crafting
Your seeing I can't help but fix it
I'm sorry its just worse than mine
My heart inside is constanly laughing
Your so clumsy and cannot see when yoru crafting

You just get new eyes
You just get new eyes
You just get new eyes
You just get new eyes

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