Song Parodies -> Beef

Original Song Title:

"Falling Away from Me"

Original Performer:

Korn

  
Parody Song Title:

"Beef"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

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Hey, I'm feeling hungry
I don't want chicken today
I'd cook some Twinkies, fried
But I don't think that's ok
Hear what others say
I'm eat some mounds of beef
Just waiting to eat
Can't wait to eat

Meat, is tasty anywhere
That's what I often say
I never eat any fish
Sometimes, it's a pain
I can always say
'I'll have a rump roast for lunch'
Almost eaten by me
Can't wait to eat meat

Grinding beef ground
Grilling it, baking it
Ground, round
Cooked 'til it's browned
Ketchups' what I found
Eating it, engulfing it
Ground, round
Cooked 'til it's browned

(staying away from meat)
I'm eating pound after pound
(waiting awhile for meat)
Ketchup's lost and can't be found
(eating up all the meat)
I'm gaining pounds and pounds
(falling away from me)
So ground

Eating meat ground eating it, eating it
Pounds, bound
To be well-browned
Roast beef isn't ground
Meaty loaf, meaty loaf
Ground, round
Eaten in mounds

Ketchup's gone, It just went away
So I pour, some gravy

I'm not stopping eating beef

Eating it up
Cutting it, eating it
Pounds, pounds
It's beef that's ground
Spreading some juice
eating it, eating it
Ground round
Cooked til it's browned
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