-> "Eat My Pies"
Original Song Title:
"Did My Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eat My Pies"
Parody Written by:
Mr Greig
The Lyrics
Realized I'm not good at sport
In all games I feel like I have failed
Outward, I'm a bloated wart
People are laughing at me
Tell me, How to stop weight gain
'Cos Exercise's real pain
That's why I will never tone
My gut that's hanging from me
I'm too wide to fit in my bath
I'm too fat to get off my back
I feel my weight pulling me
I am so goddamned heavy
Sometimes I can never see
Things that are going under me
My mass's so excessive
I want it to just leave me
Tell me, How to stop weight gain
'Cos Exercise's real pain
That's why I will never tone
My gut that's hanging from me
I'm too wide to fit in my bath
I'm too fat to get off my back
I feel my weight pulling me
I am so goddamned heavy
Weighty
I feel so
Shitty
I really tried
To not eat pies
I eat my pies
I eat my pies
I eat my pies
I eat my pies
I'm too wide to fit in my bath
I'm too fat to get off my back
I feel my weight pulling me
I am so goddamned heavy
Oh Christ I feel so damned heavy
Oh Christ I feel so damned heavy
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