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Song Parodies -> "Baghdad (featuring George W. Bush)"

Original Song Title:

"Picture (featuring Sheryl Crow)"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Baghdad (featuring George W. Bush)"

Parody Written by:

007Nick

The Lyrics

Saddam:
Bombing my city to a close hell
Different nuke every night, where, I can't tell
I ain't seen my soldiers in three damn days
Been building some bombs and anthrax
To pay for it I'll just charge some more tax
Then the U.N. inspectors will go away

You bombed my city today
I swear I'll make you pay
But I can't fight you while I'm lying in the dirt
You bombed my city today
I swear I'll make you pay
But I can't fight you while I'm lying in the dirt

George W. Bush:
We bombed you last night to a close hell
Everyone knows but they won't help
But their cowardly smiles tell me that they want the fight
We've been negotiating with you for a long time
Preparing our troops for the right sign
September 11th was the last straw, now you're mine

We bombed your city today
We don't know where you've been
We can't find you but we always knew we'd win

We bombed your city today
We don't know where you've been
We can't find you but we always knew we'd win

We saw you yesterday with Bin Laden

Saddam:
We were plotting how to get rid of the U.N.

Both:
Since this war the world's been bright and safe

Saddam:
You got rid of all my weapons

George W. Bush:
We hoped you would never build them again
We are head of the world

Saddam:
I want to blow you away

Both:
I knew this wouldn't be a quick attack
Can't seem to get you off my back
I can't understand why we're fighting here today

George W. Bush:
I rebuilt your city today
I know you've run away
I just called to say if you come back you'll be doomed
We rebuilt your city today
Even though you've ran away
I just called to say if you come back you'll be doomed

Saddam:
I just called to say I'll be back
VERY SOON!!!
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Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I REALLY had a good time visualizing bush and saddam in a music video a la KR and Sheryl. You should record this. It would be HILARIOUS!
Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This was a great idea...great job!
Kurt - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the funniest parody I've ever seen! LMAO
Agrimorfee - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Pulled from the bottom of the Top Authors list...whatever happened to 007Nick? Not bad.
007Nick - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
What can I say guys? Thank you very much for your votes and comments!!! Who woulda thought that out of all my parodies, the one I did in just an hour would be so popular? Be sure and look for this in the recordings section as I will be submitting it soon... Also be sure and check out my other spoofs. I try to add more as they come to me!

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