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Song Parodies -> "American Fat Ass"

Original Song Title:

"American Bad Ass"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"American Fat Ass"

Parody Written by:

Jack Treese

The Lyrics

Yeah
And I've sat down and broke down this stage with my ass cheeks
We've travel this land packed tight for two weeks
And all this for the flans, grills, burgers and fries.
I done with tries
And as they scream my name
I will show some shame
I live and die for this
And if I come for soft
drinks chew on this
TRIDENT...
Fatty without a cause
And Im back with the Burger King
And Frito-Lay snacks
30 pack of straws
30 pack of coke
No Slim-Fast cuz that makes me choke
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of flab
From the city and true
I grabbed and grabbed
some more baby-backs
And I did not studder when I said that
I'm growin' mo fatter
Sellin' key-limes
I am fatter
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see my fries
I say no because only god knows why
Why, why, why, why, why
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me rodeo
I'm the fatty in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me see where your at
And say hey hey
even though I'm fat
Still say hey hey
Show me some burgers
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, cut
I'll suck you all
I like Candy corn and some Pop Rock
Veggie-burgers, health shakes really suck cock
I eat KFC including the bones
so you can safely call me "Calorie Jones"
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pass that bottle around
Got the flan from Detroit
Dough from Motown
and that chicken-hatin' Pimp
He trash'd the slack and slap back the wack
Never gay, no way
I dont play with glass
cuz im sensitive; one poke and im grass
Candy's a clash
Health Foods are trash
I hate bubble-gum Cash and big-league chew trash
Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me rodeo
I'm the fatty in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me see where your at
And say hey hey
even though I'm fat
Still say hey hey
Show me some burgers
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, cut
Yeah, I see your grand
Jumpin around on stage and puttin' holes in it, too
When you gonna learn Tucker
You just can't f--- with
Tootsie R-r-r-r Roll-Roll Suckerrrrrr
I'm the American fat ass
Watch me eat
You can roll with tubby
Or you can smell my feet
I'm no porno flick
I'm no amazing grace
I'm gonna rool over some hoe's
After I fall off stage
I cannot fly
I'm Livin double wide
glide my side car
my crack' rated R
cuz its such a glare
to just point and stare
Got the short hair swingin my arms in the air
People Suits, 65 Pasta Shells
See me ride in sin
Hear the fatty yell
I won't live to tell
so say whassup
Give the next generation a big "eat up"
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
So outta high school
I ate on my diploma
Smell the aroma
Check my hits
I know it stinks in here
Cause I just s---, s---, s---
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me rodeo
I'm the fatty in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me see where your at
And say hey hey
even though I'm fat
Still say hey hey
Show me some burgers
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, cut
I'm a rodeo clown
Fat ass in black
eatin' Hay, hay, hay, hay
From bail to bail
my clothes no longer black
Say hey hey hey hey
I put Grand Canyon off the map
cuz its no longer a canyon
It's been filled by me
And thats where Im at


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pur - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
this is ace brahtatat
SQB4 - March 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I am an Amercian Fat Ass! Watch me kick! My stomach rolls over my d***!

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