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Song Parodies -> "You Never Met A Mexican Quite Like Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Never Met A White Boy Quite Like Me"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"You Never Met A Mexican Quite Like Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I been slanging since the age of 13
I lost my virginity at the age of 14
I been locked up once or twice
'Cause am always out during the night
Madre, help me
I drink with gangs, talk murder with friends
Shared the needle now I think I got aids
Went from small suburbs to a big time city
From 18 year aged wine to broke liquor

I'm hiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhh hey I'm high
You never met a Mexican quite like me
Not like me, ay yo vato, quite not like me

I'm tired of being poor in a one room shack
And takin' pop bottles straight to the store
I always smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
And I drink tequila with peeps 'round the hood
No fakers here I'm a long time vet
Never educated 'cause I never seen school
Heard again mi amigo I seen the world n back
And I'm a mixed breed, do you feel that

And I'm high
You never met a Mexican quite like me
Not like me, ay yo vato, never like me

Never thought I'd never make it far as this
Never got high 'til I had three hits
Never wanted a job 'cause I was too lazy
Didn't become a crackhead 'til I had a hit like this

And from my mothers whom I was given this world
And now it's time to die 'cause I lost my girl

I pimp out my truck it's low to the ground
Roll pan, 20 inch, painted candy red
To any and all my vehicles
Got my license plate specialized "VEN A MI"
Yo ese you best believe I floss on the streets showing off my ride
Sniff a little caine, drink a beer yeah
I'm so proud I crossed the border to the USA

You've never met a Mexican quite like me
Hey hey like me, da di da da quite like me, hey hey hey like me
You aint ever met and you aint never going meet
You never met a ,never met a ,never never never never met a
Mexican quite like me
You aint never met a mexi like me
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me
(Hey hey)
Never met like me,
(Hey hey)
(Hey dude hey)
Never met a mexi like me
(Come on, hey)
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet
(Hey come on already)
You never meeeeeeeet
(Dude, theres more to life than just smoke)
Huh? what?

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