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Song Parodies -> "I Am (remix)"

Original Song Title:

"I Am"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"I Am (remix)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this was not to be funny. i just love this song so much by kid rock on his latest album I just had to do my own version of this song. although I did keep one original line from his song only because i like the line a lot.
Here I am once again
Steppin' onto my hometown ground
I got two years gone
I got two years left to go
'Cause I am Rhode Island
I am Riverside, California
I been everywhere I wanted to be
I've been loved and I've been hated
I been cheated on by my other mate
But you'll never put the blame on me

Have you ever been to Las Vegas
And swam in the waters of Lake Mead
Or walked the trails of ol' Red Rock
Have you ever been on top of the world
On sledding your way down Mount Charleston
Have you seen all around of what you could see

I am the east and west coast
And even Austin, Texas
I been everywhere I wanted to be
I show love and I show hate
And you people can all debate
But you'll never will figure me out
No you'll never will figure me

Have you see a Detroit game
Or the midwest seasons changing
A cali earthquake or the Golden State Bridge
Have you seen all the poverty that surrounds us
Right in our own neighborhoods
Have you been the best that you ever could

I am Boston and the U.P.
And the rest of Michigan
I've been everywhere I wanted to be
I love me some rock -n- roll
Tejano, hip hop, and soul
But you'll never will figure me out

I am an uncle and a friend
I'll stick with you until the end
But you'll never will figure me out
I am a raised Catholic man
With strong beliefs but needs no church
But you'll never will figure me out

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T.J. Spindler - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back, Wolfy. Remember me? You left a comment on 1 of my parodies. I dedicated 4 or 5 parodies of mine 2 you 'cause they were about games. tj out

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