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Song Parodies -> "American Jackass"

Original Song Title:

"American Badass"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"American Jackass"

Parody Written by:

Chris Smith

The Lyrics

Yeah!
And I set up a rigged election with my own two hands!
I lived my whole life in a minivan!
And now I got cash, dough, money, and fame!
You played my game!
And as I've shamed my name,
I just have no shame!
I'm gonna fry for this!
And as I enter the white house,
chew on this:

READ MY LIPS!

Rednecks without the brains,
Bush is back
I'm a stupid ass
in Ben Davis slacks!
30 pack of Bud,
30 pack of, HUH?!
No more brains
in the Bush's flow!
Not chosen but
I am living proof
that a dumbass guy
can change the truth
I stabbed America in the back
and I did not stutter when I said that!
Went presidential
givin' bribes.
I bribed Florida
seven times.
And the people wanna see me rot
and that's because everyone knows why (why) why (why) why

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

CHORUS:
They call me cheater
The damn Bushes are back
I need to know what to do,
where's my dad at?
Say, Hey! Hey!
where is my dad at?
Say, Hey! Hey!
I need my ol' dad!
Say, Hey! Hey!
Show me my daddy!
Say, Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

..............CUT!

I like Ronald Reagan and gettin' high.
I got arrested for DUI.
Redneck with no brain to show.
There's nothin' under my ol' skull bone
Yeeeeeeeah!
Pass that bottle around.
I got the face from Texas,
The mind from Alabama.
The Republican stoned redneck
I'm trash you bash, and I'm really wack!
I went snortin' today
I go play with crack,
so watch me make
this country crash!
You voted trash,
I'm into cash!
I'm an idiot, and I'm an ass (ass) ass (ass) ass!

Ohhhhhhhhh....

CHORUS

Uh, uh, uh, CUT!

Yeah, you voted Gore.
I started bitching like a wounded duck.
Well you just gotta learn, suckers.
You just can't f**k with
TWISTED Re-re-re-re-re-redneck...

I'm an American Jackass
a head so thick!
If you didn't vote for Bush,
you can (radio edit)!
I'm a drunken hick.
What's Amazing Grace?
I'm gonna drink some buds
after I screw this place (uh)!
Super fly
Livin' super high
Drive cars DUI
Lettin' my kids ride
nothing here to share
I got little hair!
While you look at me for guidance I am up in the air!
Wearin' suits in a limousine
I am the stupidest sin
that you've ever seen!
I really can't tell...
What's 2+2?
You'll have to ask my dad, cause I can't help you!
Who knew I would win? I had less people voters!
But f**k the people. I didn't earn my diploma!
Smell the aroma
of an idiot
I know it stinks in here,
'cause I smell like sh... sh... sh....

Ohhhhhhhh....

CHORUS

ahhhhhhhhhhh ha! ha!

I'm a cheater!
The Bushes are back
Sayin', Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's 2+2? I need my dad!
Say, Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I put La-La Land back on the map
Sayin', Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Dubya Bush in the house
Now where's my dad?

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