Song Parodies -> Since U Went Nun
| Original Song Title: | "Since U Been Gone" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Since U Went Nun" |
| Parody Written by: | Saider Eiegle |
I've been wanting to do this parody for a long but tried to resist re-entering the parody world...well, we all see how that worked out.
Used to be, a time when you'd bend
You were bad but I guess that's the e-end
O man…since u went nun
Appreciated your nympho mind
You'd show me yours and I'd show u mi-ines
O man…since u went nun
Now all I ever hear you say
Is how that's not the godly way
Once settled on it any way
But, since u went nun!
You're just on knees for the morning pray
I so need me some, yea yeah
Thanks to Him, I don't get what I want
Since u went nun.
How can I put it, my life is hell
I can't keep using all this stupid hand gel
O man… since u went nun
Think I'll become a priest today
At least I'll meet an alter boy
Now, look you have turned me gay
Cuz, since u went nun!
No more tricks for a roll of dimes
Your brains are no fun, no no
Used to do, all the things u now frown upon
Since u went nun
Can't eat no food too phallic
Have a Lite™ to ease the night
Wish you'd take off that damn Habit!!!
I'm fed, I am fed, I am fed, I AM FED!!!!!
Since u went nun (Since u went nun!)
This grown man here is about to cry (Can't help but cry)
So, Mary be gone, yea yeah
All I want… (All I want)
Is my good (Good Ole' Jezebel!!!!)
Baa-aa-aaah!!!
Just on knees for the morning pray
Pron takes me so far, yea yeah
Thanks to Him… (Thanks to Him)
I don't get… (Don't get)
Used to do… (Used to do)
All the things
You now frown upon
Since u went nun (3x)
You were bad but I guess that's the e-end
O man…since u went nun
Appreciated your nympho mind
You'd show me yours and I'd show u mi-ines
O man…since u went nun
Now all I ever hear you say
Is how that's not the godly way
Once settled on it any way
But, since u went nun!
You're just on knees for the morning pray
I so need me some, yea yeah
Thanks to Him, I don't get what I want
Since u went nun.
How can I put it, my life is hell
I can't keep using all this stupid hand gel
O man… since u went nun
Think I'll become a priest today
At least I'll meet an alter boy
Now, look you have turned me gay
Cuz, since u went nun!
No more tricks for a roll of dimes
Your brains are no fun, no no
Used to do, all the things u now frown upon
Since u went nun
Can't eat no food too phallic
Have a Lite™ to ease the night
Wish you'd take off that damn Habit!!!
I'm fed, I am fed, I am fed, I AM FED!!!!!
Since u went nun (Since u went nun!)
This grown man here is about to cry (Can't help but cry)
So, Mary be gone, yea yeah
All I want… (All I want)
Is my good (Good Ole' Jezebel!!!!)
Baa-aa-aaah!!!
Just on knees for the morning pray
Pron takes me so far, yea yeah
Thanks to Him… (Thanks to Him)
I don't get… (Don't get)
Used to do… (Used to do)
All the things
You now frown upon
Since u went nun (3x)
For Original Song audio: Click Hereor direct link: Since U Been Gone
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you can not resist parodying for the same reason you cant resist this nun...man get back to religion...i wanted to do the same parody but im glad i didnt man its sick and profane..heaven help us all
Um...
(ABC) It WAS sick and profane.
Don't get so obsessed. Try not to make her a habit. 555!
(ABC-S) It was reasonable.
(ABC3) This was a pretty good parody (nowhere near as sick as people here are saying).
(ABC3-S) I got lost, and I'm not really into religious parodies.
(ABC) This is a comment for the ABC3-S contest.
(ABC) LOL Johnny. . .yes that is a comment. Um, you know I thought it was awesome until I saw the priest line and alter boy--sorry guy, that's just a little, um, too far, but I think you are on the right track overall with the parodies, everyone has their own opinion. . .and you'll never appease everyone, so just keep writing. . .
Interesting idea, but you have no idea what goes on inside a convent. Let's just say the man wasn't the only one who experienced a change of orientation......MM
(ABC) Nun's can be easy, once you get into the habit. 545
Not bad
I was a bit disappointed that a "none" joke wasn't worked in somewhere. Call me evil, but I thought this was funny. "No more tricks for a roll of dimes": shouldn't that be "No more tricks with a roll of dimes"? >grins<
(ABC3S) a goldmine of an idea/title sub, Saider - I can see why it dragged you back into the parody world - now you're here, keep em coming - 555
Great job,5s
(ABC) Aw, I was gonna do a 'habit' joke, but I see it's been over-nun. Ooops that was a typo. really. Good job, Saider.
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