Looks like I'm stuck
Stuck with you polluting the whole damn town
I'm out of luck
Left my inhaler in cubicle nine
How I'd like to make you go home and shower
And change your nasty underwear, I bet it reeks and it's turning brown

Low tide at the beach
Drenched in Eternity
You're making me heave
It's getting harder to breathe
No cologne will make you smell like a flower
And there's no inhaler that is gonna clear my lungs in time

And now I can't breathe
And now I can't taste anything
But your perfume
I'm allergic to you
My god how you stink
Your odor's nauseating me
How it burns, it's like Mace
I'm clawing at my face
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me

You won't get lost
Your perfume leaves me so slowly
Olfactory ghost that's haunting me
Please just go home
Must you try to smell like you were all the whores in France?
Must you try to cover up the smell of bad nasty poopy pants?

It's making me sneeze
Because I can't smell anything
Nothing but you
I'm allergic to you
It hurts when I blink
There's an uninterrupted stream
Stream of snot, down my face
It's all over the place
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me

That cheap perfume, it makes me sick, you bathe in it
Excuse my fit, I swear that I'm not faking it
Just wash it off, scrub it, would you please get rid of it
I might break a window to get me through this

I'm done with you, the hell with this, I won't take it
Just one more time, I promise you will regret it
So wash it off, scrub it, you'd better get rid of it
Gonna break a window to get me through this

Because I can't breathe
Because I can't feel anything
But your perfume
I'm allergic to you
Could you go a day
Without asphyxiating me?
I thought not, so it seems
I'm never to breathe free
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me