Song Parodies -> Rejected (Bound to Happen)

Original Song Title:

"Addicted"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

  
Parody Song Title:

"Rejected (Bound to Happen)"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

This was my first high school crush. His last name is "Green", he wears this green shirt, and runs as a hobby. I used to be scarily obsessive, resulting in this parody. This should clarify some references.
I wish you could see
Not her grades but only me
Don't care what's said
Your heart is beating and it's all I hear
And I know I did not show what's inside
It's like the only single thing I want is your green shirt on the ground
It's like you're a bomb
Stressing me all the time
It's like I can't sleep
Without you running on through my dreams
And I know I did not show what's inside
And I realize I'm never gonna make my first damn move

It's like I am trapped
It's like I can't go where I want
Stalking just you
My rejection in view
It's like I can't see
Anything but the color green
In the trees
In the sky
Just what could all this mean?
I am unseen
I am unseen

It's like I live
A life of greed, of want, of envy
I see you're amazed at her fit, hot body
Why do I care?
Yet I know, this fire in my heart
Is not from hell
But I know I'll never find some peace
Until I just self-destruct

It's like I am trapped
It's like I can't go where I want
Stalking just you
My rejection in view
It's like I can't see
Anything but the color green
In the trees
In the sky
Just what could all this mean?
I am unseen
I am unseen

I trace the steps
To your next class
It takes me high
Just one more try
And maybe I will just say hi
My modest guy, smart guy
Another day
Up so high
Move a little near to feel your presence
I trace the steps
To your next class
It takes me high
Just one more try
And maybe I will just say hi
My modest guy, smart guy
Another day
Up so high
Move a little near to feel your presence

It's like I am trapped
It's like I can't go where I want
Stalking just you
My rejection in view
It's like I can't see
Anything but the color green
In the trees
In the sky
Just what could all this mean?
I am unseen
I am unseen
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who cares about my name - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, just a similarly titled one by Simple Plan.
chttrbx - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I really like these lyrics, they fit the song well!

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