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Song Parodies -> "Print Away"

Original Song Title:

"Breakaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Print Away"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Based on my hobby of printing and collecting anime, cat-girl and video game fan art. This parody is entered as part of a song parody challenge.
Lalala, lala
lalala, lala
lalala, lalalala

Lalala, lala
lalala, lala
lalala, lalalala

Log onto a P.C.
and when I look at the screen
I find some links of cat-girls
thinkin' of what I'll see
and if the pics are sexy
I.. will.. gaze..
choosing what to send out
but when I go to print out
someone gets there before me
wanted to be done here
but now I have to stand here
so.. I.. wait..
I will print away....

I'll search these links and I know what to find
I'll gaze at the ones that I really like
and I'll point and click, make a choice
get my change and print away....
here on this site where I'm having some fun
the cat-girls I choose are the ones that I love
I'll point and click, make a choice
get my change and print away....

Lalala, lala
lalala, lala
lalala, lalalala

Want to see a kitty
in a blue bikini
while she plays in the ocean
one in which she sun bathes
picture of her warm gaze
save today.. and print away....

I'll search these links and I know what to find
I'll gaze at the ones that I really like
and I'll point and click, make a choice
get my change and print away....
here on this site where I'm having some fun
(the) cat-girls I choose are the ones that I love
I gotta point and click, make a choice
get my change and print away....

Cat-girl in a maiden robe
training on a battle road
maybe I'll find one of her bathing..
now, gotta keep searchin' on, searchin' on
click away, print away....

I'll search these links and I know what to find
but it's not easy to find what I like
I gotta point and click, make a choice
get my change and print away....
here on this site where I'm having some fun
the catgirls I print.. are the pics I love
I gotta point and click, make a choice
get my change and print away....
print away....
print away....
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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AFW - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll pass on cats, but I like girls..well done
Stephen Harrington - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you AFW, the "Kitty" refers to a catgirl(I didn't think "catgirl "would pace as well in that line, thus the word "kitty" was used).
Jarvis Procter - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one. 5's
Lionel Mertens - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you saw a Puddy Tat. (you did, you did) 5's
Joel Martinez - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW! That pretty much sums up what I do on the internet when no one is looking(Please don't tell!! people might take me for perverted. Here's a reward for not telling:555)
Stephen Harrington - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jarvis, Lionel and Joel!
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(Parody challenge) The cat's meow!
tomario - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
great pacing and a really good job on parodying the song
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(parody challenge) Not sure about your hobby, but you did a pretty good job on the parody
Matthias - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Hate Anime, Love Kelly.... So this song gave me a 50/50, but since the pacing was good and all that.... 5's
Stephen Harrington - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback, everyone!
Cat - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(Great Parody Challenge) Not the most original topic coming from you, but a good job. And may I ask, when you're talking about "getting your change," do you mean coins for the printer...or something else? ;) I just hope your obsession doesn't extend to nonfeline females named Cat (yikes!)
bobpiecheese - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Great Parody Challenge) Cat: I don't think I want to put that two and two together. Getting back on track, the topic was funny, and you puled it off, nailed pacing and everything. Well done!
Johnny D - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Parody Challenge) Ya gotta respect a man who's got the stones to flaunt his furry feline fetish fearlessly for all to see!
Red Ant - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Today was the first time I heard TOS, and dare I say I like it?! The pacing was purr-fect, and the subject funny, especially imagining KC singing your parody. Doing something more with the lala parts and the second chorus would have made this truly top notch, but 555 all the same. Is am good!
Stuart McArthur - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(PC) phew, a normal OS at last! - great work Stephen, great pacing, and gobsmacking revelations ;-) 555
Stephen Harrington - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments everyone! And yes Cat, it was about getting change for the printer(since I use library internet services), and while it's not quite original coming from me, it was either this idea or one that is far less original, the other idea was about farts(fart parodies are a dime a dozen here, so I do them sparingly. Cat-girl parodies are far less in numbers, I think I'm the only one that has done them so far). As for a second chorus, I couldn't think of anything else for the song and I was running short on time(I wrote this with only a few days to spare). While I could have done something with the lala parts, I decided to leave them alone, I felt they were fine.
Jeff Reuben - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Love cats, love girls. Never really thought about Catgirls (aside from Catwoman) before reading this. Well written. Who's feline is it anyway?
Stephen Harrington - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jeff! Umm... I don't know whose it is.

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