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Song Parodies -> "I Can Squeeze In"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"I Can Squeeze In"

Parody Written by:

Koibito No Yami (Gared)

The Lyrics

C'mon....just...a......few.......more........inches....*rip*.......oops -- I...uh...I can pay for that....
I Can Squeeze In

Here's the thing – I bought some new jeans
They won't fit my waist for beans
Yeah, yeah – I can squeeze in
I thought it over – and lost some weight
Then went back to try a size eight
Yeah, yeah - I can squeeze in
And all the stupid store clerk said
Was how I should just give it up
But even though I stretched the thread,

I can squeeze in
I don't need a bigger size
I slid in my shin, yeah – yeah
And I pushed - and I heaved - with a grin
I can squeeze in

How can I put it? - I put them on
I almost fell for the Jenny Craig con
Yeah, yeah – I can squeeze in
How come I always have to pray
Before I lose another pound?
My weight cannot just go away?

But I can squeeze in
I don't need a bigger size
I'll slide in my shin, yeah - yeah
And I'll push – and I'll heave – I'll heave with a grin
And I'll squeeze in

Dieting isn't a "cakewalk"
But out of sweat – out of time
Shut your mouth and you can make it
It feels – oh it feels – oh it feels - so sublime!

I can squeeze in
I don't need - a bigger size
I slid in my shin, yeah – yeah
And I pushed - and I heaved – I heaved with a grin
I don't need a bigger size
I slid in my shin, yeah – yeah
And I pushed - and I heaved –
You should know – that I heaved – I heaved with a grin
I can squeeze in
I can squeeze in
I can squeeze in


DISCLAIMER: Koibito No Yami (Gared) does NOT own any Kelly Clarkson product whatsoever, nor any aspect included therein. All work is based on the original work of Kelly Clarkson.

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MrMacphisto - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job
zIpPy - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Seriously. That's really good.

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