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Song Parodies -> "Because Of Food"

Original Song Title:

"Because Of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because Of Food"

Parody Written by:

littlebluebook

The Lyrics

It's just not fair; I ate the same as you did
I cannot let myself
Touch any food that's so greasy
I'll never be - the way you look
So slim you are
I've found the hard way
To never let me get so large

Because of food
I have to stay away from McDonalds
Because of food
I cannot shop down the same aisle as the Oreos
Because of food
I find it hard to watch the TV, where food surrounds me
Because of food
I am constrained

I can't lose weight
And it's very wrong - cause you always point it out
It makes me cry
Because you know my weakness for big pies
It's hard to make
Me smile, behind the struggle in my life
I can't be as thin as a rake
When I never looked like that to start with

Because of food
I have to stay away from McDonalds
Because of food
I cannot shop down the same aisle as the Oreos
Because of food
I find it hard to watch the TV, where food surrounds me
Because of food
I am constrained

You ate my pies
It makes me cry every time that you eat
It seems so wrong
I should have known there'd never me a leaner me
You had no thought - only yourself
You just seem so vain
Now I just cry, it's a struggle, it's a fight
For I can't be thin

Because of food
I have to stay away from McDonalds
Because of food

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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MrMacphisto - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Tasty.. 5-5-5
poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Have this sandwich I made for you! It has extra 5s!
Lacey - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty funny. I love food!!! Your right its hard to stay away from it. he he ,but I probably never will !!

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