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Song Parodies -> "Because of Pooh"

Original Song Title:

"Because of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because of Pooh"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

As sung by an adult Christopher Robin...
I was not raised to play with other children
I learned to love my toys far too much to act normally
Psychotic break away I did, now I'm alone
In my small cell at the Hundred-Acre Happy Home

Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh I feel an urge to stuff not only me but everyone around me
Because of Pooh, I am insane

I can't escape - it's been far too long since Doctor let me out
It makes me cry when someone tries to take my special guy
I'm forced to take medication every day of my life
Life isn't simple or sweet for a big grown man who plays with plush toys

Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh I feel an urge to stuff not only me but everyone around me
Because of Pooh, I am insane

You tubby cub, all stuffed with fluff, you saw the best of me
With Kanga, Roo, and Tigger too, such a happy family
We never needed anyone else when we played our games
And now I cry in the middle of the night for that damned stuffed bear

Because of Pooh I never stray too far from the Psych Ward
Because of Pooh I yearn to play with my soft toys so I won't get hurt
Because of Pooh and Owl and Piglet, I can't forget anything
Because of Pooh I can't grow up or let anyone else in
Because of Pooh I'll be spending my life in rooms with padding
Because of Pooh I am insane
Because of Pooh
Because of Pooh

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Awww...heh heh heh!
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, Hunny!
John Barry - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
BiPoohlar. 5s.
Ravyn Rant - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
No matter how seldom I post, I can always count on you guys to read my stuff...aren't you glad I switched from figure skating to cartoons? THANK YOU! xoxo
Joel Martinez - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Pooh is awesome! he's been my homeboy since my childhood
Anny - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Your parody was awesome! Pooh is so cute :D Hunny of a parody! 555
Ravyn Rant - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Joel and Anny - glad you enjoyed it.
Casey - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved this one, this goes in the Ravyn Hall of Fame!
JP - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic. I've read hundreds of parodies and this is one of the best of them. Big 5's.
Ravyn Rant - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Why thank you, JP!
FishMermaidy - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I nearly died laughing. That counts for a lot, because I'm in a psych ward for thinking I'm a vampire.
UnKnownVotress - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Good luck with Pooh & Mr Paddington Bear ! Nighty night, and sleep tight Sir.

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