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Song Parodies -> "Because You Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Because of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because You Poo"

Parody Written by:

kellybarkson

The Lyrics

I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let my poo out
Cause my butt is in so much misery
I will not poo the way you did,
Your poo felt so hard
I learned the hard way
To never poo that far

Because you poo
I never fell too far from the toilet
Because you poo
I learned to poo on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because you poo
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because you poo
I am afraid

I swallow my food
And it's not too long before I poo it out
I cannot poo
Because you know that's weakness in my butt
I'm forced to fake (poo)
I wee, I poo everyday of my life
My diarrhea can't possibly leak
When it wasn't even whole poo to start with

Because you poo
I never fell too far from the toilet
Because you poo
I learned to poo on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because you poo
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because you poo
I am afraid

I watched you poo
I heard you poo every night in your sleep
I washed your bum
You should have known better than to spray poo on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your poo
And now I poo in the middle of the night
Just like you damn did

Because you poo
I never fell too far from the toilet
Because you poo
I learned to poo on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because you poo
I try my hardest just to forget everything
Because you poo
I don't know how to let anyone else's poo in
Because you poo
I'm ashamed of my butt because it's empty
Because you poo
I am afraid

Because you poo
Because you poo

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Simon Bowel - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hearing that...It's like I'm watching some horrid kindergarten play or something...I mean, really...All I can say is that you should count your lucky stars that the contest isn't over yet...
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Why don't you sing about Winnie The Pooh?
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
That was excrement, er... excellent... 5-5-5
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Very non-poopy parody. 555
neither "mr critic" nor "aoid" - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Can I vote zero-zero-zero? Please?
Cat Cutie Commandos - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
^ Yeah right.

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