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Song Parodies -> "Not Today"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Not Today"

Parody Written by:

juls1

The Lyrics

About a major procrastinator
I got my mother and my brother
Every other undercover
Tellin' me what to do
They think I'm slow
But the truth is
They don't know
That I hate work, I'd rather snooze
So before you point your finger
I need a minute just to linger
Oh yeah
You need to know all your bribes are getting old
And now the more you nag
The longer I'll wait, oh

I'm looking for distraction
I'm not one for action
Gonna stay, don't wanna go
Well, I'll have my checklist clear
I'll get things done aound here
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just not today
Just not today
Just not today

Sitting here all afternoon
Watching that new cartoon
Don't turn it off, it's my favorite show
I will do everything
No need to ask for anything
Don't laugh at me
I'll take it slow
So, before you start accusin', baby
I got more excusin'
You know I know you know
The only thing I am is slow
I'll get this show on the road someday
Hey

I'm looking for distraction
I'm not one for action
Gonna stay, don't wanna go
Well, I'll have my checklist clear
I'll get things done around here
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just not today
Just not today
Just not today

I wanna cut
I wanna destroy
Need to burn my
List with joy
I wanna maid by my side
So I can sit back and let things slide
Are you gonna sweep for me?
Dust for me?
Cook and clean for me?
Do everything for me?
'Cause if you won't then just leave

I'm looking for distraction
I'm not one for action
Gonna stay, don't wanna go
Well, I'll have my checklist clear
I'll get things done around here
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just not today

I'll get things done around here...
Not today
...Just not today
I hate to clean!
Yeah yeah
Not today
Not today
Not today

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