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Song Parodies -> "Behinds of Cable Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Behinds of Cable Guys"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

I know you've all seen it, be it the cable guy or carpenter, bending over and you see a it all. This is a tribute to those moments
Cable went out today
A little before three
I had to make the call
I couldn't wait so long
Called up the repair guy
To see if he could make things right
But he came in, and everything went wrong
I took a peek
And I did see
His pants aren't hanging on

In a jam, there's his pants
The tear of his cheeks is
In my eye, can't pretend
That I can't see his buns
Throwing up, nearly died
Why it I must see just what divides
Behinds of cable guys?

My eyes begin to sting
I'm seeing too much skin
Your pants should be more tight
They let in the light
Now all that's left to see
Is just what the bill will be
Everything else is out there in plain sight
Now I can't think
And when I sleep
I'll see the crack of dawn

In a jam, there's his pants
The tear of his cheeks is
In my eye, can't pretend
That I can't see his buns
Throwing up, nearly died
Why it I must see just what divides
Behinds of cable guys?

Cable, why did you go out?
I'm hating this, I'll kill myself!
Seeing your two hills.oh wow
Oh, your damn thighs, they are so wide
In your drawers!

In a jam, there's his pants
The tear of his cheeks is
In my eye, can't pretend
That I can't see his buns
Throwing up, nearly died
Why it I must see just what divides
Behinds of cable guys?

In a jam, there's his pants
The tear of his cheeks is
In my eye, can't pretend
That I can't see his buns
Throwing up, nearly died
Why it I must see just what divides
Behinds of cable guys?

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Tommy Turtle - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny and true... see also, "Butt-Crack-er", by moi. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/shirleybassey18.shtml
J-Ro - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
wdh- what is it with you and disturbing kelly clarkson songs....first it was "the moment i piss," and now this. is she just that repulsive to you? i liked it though :)
YAD - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
5s. I guess there's no point kicking him where the sun don't shine, because the sun DOES shine over there...
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious! 5's
Willz - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Straight 5s from me too. :D

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