-> "Behind This Closed Door"
Original Song Title:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Behind This Closed Door"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Twister
The Lyrics
Seems like just yesterday
I was so innocent.
Suffered from loneliness,
But tried to be so strong.
My "muscle" feels so tight
Yet everything feels right
Unstoppable, like nothin' could go wrong
No, I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on
Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
I'm not a boy no more
Stuck it in, deep inside
You won't get to see the fun I had
Behind this closed door
I have tried everything
But the V-card stuck with me
And I could barely deal
With the blue balls in my life
Now the big moment came
Full of confusion and shame
So together, but so burning up inside
No, I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm barely hangin' on
Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
I'm not a boy no more
Stuck it in, deep inside
You won't get to see the fun I had
Behind this closed door
Swallow it, or spit it out
Or hold it in, I just don't care
See me a non-virgin now
No, I can't stop laughing
Anymore...
Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
I'm not a boy no more
Stuck it in, deep inside
You won't get to see the fun I had
Behind this closed door
Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
I'm not a boy no more
Stuck it in, deep inside
You won't get to see the fun I had
Behind this closed door
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