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Song Parodies -> "Behind These Stoned Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Behind These Stoned Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Christian Ampt

The Lyrics

Seems just like yesterday
I was smoking bongs
Behind the shelter shed
It used to be so strong
The bong around my lips so tight
Everything, it felt so right
The bong unbreakable, like nothin' could go wrong

Now I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm only smoking bongs

Here I am, once again
I'm smoking another bong
Can't deny it, can't pretend
The cops are at my door
They lock me up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind my stoned eyes

I've smoked about everything
Opened up and let them in
The handcuffs felt so tight
Now I know that I'm in strife
Now all that's left of me
Is in the back of a divy
So totally stoned n locked up inside

'Cause I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm only smoking bongs

Here I am, once again
I'm smoking another bong
Can't deny it, can't pretend
The cops are at my door
They lock me up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind my stoned eyes

Lock me up and throw away the key
For smoking bongs, I blame myself
Seeing people smoke kills me now
My friends are on the outside
Smoking bongs...
Yeah Yeah....

Here I am, once again
I'm smoking another bong
Can't deny it, can't pretend
The cops are at my door
They lock me up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind my stoned eyes

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timmy ten bucks - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
that is so awesome baby boy. I love it. But love u more. U will forever b the one that makes me smile with ur silly little rymes xxx
alex - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
psh i wrote a better one

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