-> "Not Today"
Original Song Title:
"Walk Away"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Not Today"
Parody Written by:
music4life
The Lyrics
I got my mother and my brother
Every other undercover
Tellin' me what to do
They think I'm slow
But the truth is
They don't know
I hate work, I'd rather snooze
So before you point your finger
I need a minute just to linger
Oh yeah
You need to know I'll get to it
The more you nag
The longer I'll wait, oh
I'm looking for distraction
I'm not one for action
Gonna stay, don't wanna go
Well, I'll have my checklist clear
Get things done aound here
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just not today
Just not today
Just not today
I'm sitting here all afternoon
Watching that brand new cartoon
Don't turn it off, it's my favorite show
I will do everything
No need to ask for anything
Don't laugh at me
I'll take it slow
So, before you start your yellin'
Stop, I wanna see what's sellin'
There's a toaster on HSN, you know
So what's the point in being slow
Dial the number on the screen, don't delay
Hey
I'm looking for distraction
I'm not one for action
Gonna stay, don't wanna go
Well, I'll have my checklist clear
Get things done around here
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just not today
Just not today
Just not today
I wanna cut
I wanna destroy
Need to burn my
List with joy
I wanna maid by my side
So I can sit back and let things slide
Are you gonna sweep for me?
Dust for me?
Cook and clean for me?
Can you do that for me?
'Cause if you won't then just leave
I'm looking for distraction
I'm not one for action
Gonna stay, don't wanna go
Well, I'll have my checklist clear
Get things done around here
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just not today
I'll get things done around here
Not today
Just not today
I hate to clean!
Yeah yeah
Not today
Not today
Not today
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