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Song Parodies -> "Guilty Defendant"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independent"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Guilty Defendant"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

Guilty defendant
It's O.J. Simpson
Just keep your distance

She was afraid
She got in his way
Man don't let a woman talk back, no

I'm his lawyer, yo
I'm Johnnie Cochran
He never should have run in his ford bronco

But I'll make him feel protected
If Jury's white, they'll be rejected
O.J. was apprehensive
Said ooh, they found the glove

Why is this trial taking so long?
Whoever said that murder is wrong?
Surprise, it's time, to hide what's real
What do I do with my defendant?
He doesn't need a careful defense
He's black, it's true, the jury is too

This job ain't hard
I'll play it smart
Man never mind the evidence, I'll play the race card, so

Jury miscalculated
They didn't wanna end up hated
And then we decided to have you try on the glove

We're, arranging a misconception
They thought in a new direction
'Cause we sucked up, they felt a connection
They fell in love

Why ain't this freakin' trial over?
He didn't do it, we all concur
If glove, don't fit, you must acquit
Why do I help guilty defendants?
They don't deserve a decent defense
I must, admit, I'm not, legit (I'm not legit)

When guilty defendants walk away
Scot-free more clients come my way
Won't look in the mirror at home today
'Cause I told them not to be afraid
He wouldn't hurt a fly, you see
How racist the cops can truly be
No more talk of evidence with me
That they say you haven't seen

When is this freakin' trial over?
Takin' so long, it's all just a blur
Surprise, he's famous, you're an ignoramus
That's why you'll release my defendant
You're not allowed to use common sense
Goodbye, I'm through, he's free, you're screwed

Guilty defendant

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