-> "Since I Quit Ballet (Version Death to the Dieter)"
Original Song Title:
"Since You Been Gone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Since I Quit Ballet (Version Death to the Dieter)"
Parody Written by:
bookwrm12
The Lyrics
Here's the thing, it started out small
It was cool, I had danced since I crawled
Yeah, yeah, since I quit ballet
Dedicated, I took the time
In first grade-I was the Einstein
Yeah, yeah, since I quit ballet
And all you'd ever see me do
Is study, study, dance alone
That's all you'd ever see me do
Since I quit ballet
My grades fell for the first time
I'm eating my soul
Yeah yeah
Stab my back, 'cuz I gained 40 pounds
Since I quit ballet
How can I say it
I failed this time
Now you can't see the bones- in my spine
Yeah, yeah
Since I quit ballet
Why did you ever come that day
Her hot body sure beat mine
Red roses you gave to her
I had my chance
I ate it
There's the bulge
There's the blood
Hide the scale
I just can't take it,
Again and again and again and again!
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