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Song Parodies -> "Since I Got Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Since I Got Fat"

Parody Written by:

Griffin Dunn

The Lyrics

This is a story about someone that used to be skinny but gained a lot of weight and got fat.
Here's the thing, I started out thin.
It was so cool, I could eat anything.
Yeah, yeah. But then I got fat.
Couldn't believe it. It came on so fast.
It made me so mad, I wish it would pass.
Yeah, yeah. I am so fat.
How come I couldn't see it then?
It was so obvious (it was coming)
And now it's driving me insane.

Since I got fat,
I can't breath when I bend over.
I'm so losing weight. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks to this, now I can't eat what I want.
Since I got fat.

I couldn't help it, I had to munch.
Why couldn't someone tell me I was eating too much?
Yeah, yeah. Since I got fat.
How come nobody ever said, " You don't need to eat that,"
Guess I wouldn't have listened anyway.

Since I got fat,
I can't breath when I bend over.
I'm so losing weight. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks to this, now I can't, can't eat what I want.
Since I got fat.

I had a chance. I blew it.
Losing it is on my mind.
I need to shut my mouth and just not eat it.
Won't get fat, won't get fat, won't get fat, won't get fat!

Since I got fat, (since I got fat)
I can't breath when I bend over.
I'm so losing weight. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks to this, (thanks to this)
now I can't, can't eat what I want.
I can't breath when I bend over.
I'm so losing weight. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks to this, (thanks to this)
now I can't, (I can't) should've known, now I can't
Can't eat what I want.

Since I got fat.
Since I got fat.
Since I got fat.

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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kaitlyn - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
shes thinner than you!!!!!!!!!!!
Grffin (I wrote it) - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
i never said it was about Kelly Clarkson, i just said a random person Kelly's cool, and I like her music, and this is not about her
Ragdoll - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Try the 3-day Kaiser diet! : )

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