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Song Parodies -> "After Lobotomy"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"After Lobotomy"

Parody Written by:

Insert Name Here

The Lyrics

Second Parody. Parodying Kelly Clarkson is fun :)
Oh, oh oh.
oohhhh
Oh, oh oh.

Seems like just yesterday
I had lobotomy
I used to be so smart
My thinking was so straight
That Dr. Frankenstein
He handled me just fine
or so I thought, before the surgery

Now I can't think
What's that I see
I barely know my mom

Here I am, heads a mess
It's torn into pieces
Can't reply to the TV
when jeapordy is on
One plus one equals three
When was the last time that I had to pee
After lobotomy

College was everything
Even got a Masters Degree
Now all that's down the drain
I flushed it yesterday (day ay ayyy ay)
Didn't realize what it was
Thought it was trash because
My heads messed up
and frankly now I'm dumb

What's a dime worth?
Now my brain hurts
I cannot think today

Here I am, heads a mess
It's torn into pieces
Can't reply to the TV
when jeapordy is on
One plus one equals three
When was the last time that I had to pee (pee)
After lobotomy

Chewed it up and spit it out
It really didn't taste that good (good)
Brain thought dog poo was free food
No i can't pass 6th grade math class anymore (anymore)

Here I am, heads a mess (A messs)
It's torn into pieces
Can't reply to the TV (Can't replyy)
when jeapordy is on (Jeapordy is on!)
One plus one equals three
When was the last time that I had to pee (To pee!)
After lobotomy

Here I am, heads a mess (A mess)
It's torn into pieces (It's tooorrrnn!)
Can't reply to the TV
when jeapordy is on (When jeapordy is on)
One plus one equals three (Equals three)
When was the last time that I had to pee (Had to pee!)
After lobotomy

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