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Song Parodies -> "Because of Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Because of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because of Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Insert Name Here

The Lyrics

First parody. Thought this up when I asked my mom how the hell she could walk in high heels. This is the result.
haaah hmmm
hooooooooo


I will not walk
a mile in these shoes again (ahh ahh)
my heels are inflamed so i cannot walk that far
I'll have to break the heels, my shoes they are so hard
I've learned the hard way in these shoes i cannot walk that far


Because of shoes
I cannot walk the length of my sidewalk
Because of shoes
I'm obsessed with footpads so my feet aren't hurt.
Because of shoes
I find it hard to wear not only heels but every shoe around me
Because of shoes
I am afraid


I walk to work
and it's not to long before my feet's worn out
I try to cry,
My tear ducts they stop working in my eyes.
I'm forced to fake
A smile, it hurts, every day of my life
My feet can't possibly break
They are way way too inflamed to start with


Because of shoes
I cannot walk the length of my sidewalk
Because of shoes
I'm obsessed with footpads so my feet aren't hurt
Because of shoes
They don't just hurt only my heels, Achilles tendons also
Because of shoes
I am afraid


I cannot buy
New shoes, I cry. Never taught me how to.
I was so young
you should have known better to put heels on me
I cannot think of anything else
Only of the pain.
And now i cry in the middle of the night cause they're my one pair


Because of shoes
I cannot walk the length of my sidewalk
Because of shoes
I'm obsessed with footpads so my feet aren't hurt
Because of shoes
I try my hardest, buy a comfortable pair
Because of shoes
I soak my feet when no ones looking
Because of shoes
I'm ashamed of my shoe rack because it's empty
Except for that one pair of shoes
Because of shoes (ahh ah ah)
Because of shoes (hmm hooo)
=/ hope you like it.

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elliebellie - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
that is ace i sung it 2 original thumbs up :D
Insert Name Here - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you muchly :)

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