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Song Parodies -> "Because I'm a Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because I'm a Blonde"

Parody Written by:

juls1

The Lyrics

I wrote this for my friend who is blonde and she loved it...don't know if it is really that funny
Here's the thing, I'm just a blonde
That's why I'm singing this song
Yeah yeah
Because I'm a blonde

I was dedicated, I took the time
Six months and it finally ryhmed
Yeah yeah
Because I'm a blonde

And I'll you'll ever hear me say
Is 2 plus 2 equals five
That's all you'll ever hear me say

Because I'm a blonde
I don't know how to spell my own name
It's just way to long
Yeah yeah
It's the letters
I wanna spell better
But I can't
Becuase I'm a blonde

I can do it, dial 911 on my own
But there's no eleven button on my stupid phone
Yeah yeah
Because I'm a blonde

How come I never hear you say
That the sky is always green
I guess you just don't think that way

Because I'm a blonde
I don't know how to read one page
It's just way too long
Yeah yeah
It's the words
My brain hurts
Hurts so bad
Because I'm a blonde

I had my chance I blew it
Why doesn't 2 x 2 equal 5?
My head hurts, I just can't take it
Again and again and again

Because I'm a blonde
I have to be reminded how to breathe
I do it all wrong
Yeah, yeah
First breathe in
Then breathe out
What have I done?
My tv's cooking soup
He said I was dumb
Yeah yeah
He said: "Don't ya see?" (Do I see?)
This microwave's (my microwave's)
Why don't you see? (why don't I see?)
This microwave's
Not a tv
It's because I'm a blonde
Because I'm a blonde
Because I'm a blonde
Hehe, kinda stupid

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Huff - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(Quote) "Hehe, kinda stupid." (Unquote) I thought it was good. Don't down yourself unless it really sucks.
Rex - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
A fitting sequel to the Julie Brown song. Enjoyed this!
juls1 - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Gavin - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL..wow i like that one.. good parody.lol... "cant dial 911" line is clever good parody look forward to seeing some more from u LOL
Stinky Marshmellow - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
ah but it is that funny... best line : Why doesn't 2 x 2 equal 5? but the song equals 555 hahah i kill myself..
Josh 2 - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Not very good mate. I was doubtful fomr the start with the pacing as the title doesnt even match, 3s mate
Adagio - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it read funny! : D
carol - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
good night how did I manage to miss this gem? 555
Insert Name Here - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well that was funny, it entertained me thanks :P 4-5-4
Dave - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment
See my Hootie & the Blowfish- "Leaving"

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