Song Parodies -> Since You've Been Bombed
| Original Song Title: | "Since You've Been Gone" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Since You've Been Bombed" |
| Parody Written by: | Ravyn Rant |
I swear (!) that this isn't self-referential.
At the bar, you smiled at me
Told me you drank only socially-ee
Yeah, yeah
Then you got bombed
At the beginning, you seemed just fine
Now you're drunk nearly all the time
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been bombed
And I don't want to hear you say
"I'm never gonna drink again"
You say that nearly every day
'Cause since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Who would have guessed it? you're just a lush
You even puked on my grandma's rose bush
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been bombed
I'd really like to hear you say
"I don't need to drink tonight"
I guess you never feel that way
'Cause since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
I need Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Can't hold your drink, you spew it
Drank my stout, drank my wine
There's the can, I hope you make it!
Again and again and again and again
Since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
I need Al-anon
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I need (I need)
You should know (you should know)
That I need
I need Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Since you've been bombed
Since you've been bombed
Told me you drank only socially-ee
Yeah, yeah
Then you got bombed
At the beginning, you seemed just fine
Now you're drunk nearly all the time
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been bombed
And I don't want to hear you say
"I'm never gonna drink again"
You say that nearly every day
'Cause since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Who would have guessed it? you're just a lush
You even puked on my grandma's rose bush
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been bombed
I'd really like to hear you say
"I don't need to drink tonight"
I guess you never feel that way
'Cause since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
I need Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Can't hold your drink, you spew it
Drank my stout, drank my wine
There's the can, I hope you make it!
Again and again and again and again
Since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
I need Al-anon
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I need (I need)
You should know (you should know)
That I need
I need Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Since you've been bombed
Since you've been bombed
C'mon, fess up now - how many of you thought this was going to be about Iraq?
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don't know the OS but it was a fun read...5s
555. I back up Alvin's comment and I DO know TOS.
Like alvin, I DkOS...but it's a good thinkin' drinkin' parody..
It figures...I finally get around to writing a parody of a song from this CENTURY and only one of you knows TOS. Oh, well. Thanks, Alvin, YAD and AFW!
I left the ones
You did #1? Gee, Bwam, thanks! Be sure to let everyone know when you do #2, okay?
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