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Song Parodies -> "Since You've Been Bombed"

Original Song Title:

"Since You've Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Since You've Been Bombed"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

I swear (!) that this isn't self-referential.
At the bar, you smiled at me
Told me you drank only socially-ee
Yeah, yeah
Then you got bombed

At the beginning, you seemed just fine
Now you're drunk nearly all the time
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been bombed

And I don't want to hear you say
"I'm never gonna drink again"
You say that nearly every day

'Cause since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
Al-anon
Since you've been bombed

Who would have guessed it? you're just a lush
You even puked on my grandma's rose bush
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been bombed

I'd really like to hear you say
"I don't need to drink tonight"
I guess you never feel that way

'Cause since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
I need Al-anon
Since you've been bombed

Can't hold your drink, you spew it
Drank my stout, drank my wine
There's the can, I hope you make it!
Again and again and again and again

Since you've been bombed
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I need
I need Al-anon
I see you at your worst time
Your liver's half gone
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I need (I need)
You should know (you should know)
That I need
I need Al-anon
Since you've been bombed
Since you've been bombed
Since you've been bombed
C'mon, fess up now - how many of you thought this was going to be about Iraq?

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
don't know the OS but it was a fun read...5s
Yet Another Dutchman - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
555. I back up Alvin's comment and I DO know TOS.
AFW - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Like alvin, I DkOS...but it's a good thinkin' drinkin' parody..
Ravyn Rant - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It figures...I finally get around to writing a parody of a song from this CENTURY and only one of you knows TOS. Oh, well. Thanks, Alvin, YAD and AFW!
Bwam - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I left the ones
Ravyn Rant - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You did #1? Gee, Bwam, thanks! Be sure to let everyone know when you do #2, okay?

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