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Song Parodies -> "Inside These Blue Levis"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Inside These Blue Levis"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

Kelly Clarkson is always saying how her butt is big, so this is song sorta contributing to that and no offense, i like this singer, but this song was just ASKING for a parody, but then, what song isnt? try not to think too much while reading, keep in mind it was written in about 5 minutes >_^
Seems like just yesterday
I was in Walmart shopping
I used to stand so tall
You used to fit so well
Your waistband around me tight
Everything, it felt so right
Untearable, like nothin' could go wrong
Now I can't breathe
These jeans are tight
I barely fit in them

Here I am, once again
They\re torn into pieces
I didnt fit in them, my butts too big
Just thought they were so nice
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Inside these blue levis

I folded you every night
Zipped you up and put you away
You made me feel alright
For once in my life
Cuz something fit my size
But maybe i was pretending you could be
So together, but so broken up inside
'Cause I can't breathe
These jeans are tight
I'm barely fittin' in them

Here I am, once again
You're torn into pieces
Can't fit in them, my butt's too bg
But i thought they were the jeans
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Inside these blue levis

Buy cools jeans then throw them out
For buying you, I blame myself
Seeing jeans it kills me now
No, I don't fit in these jeans
Anymore...

Here I am, once again
You're torn into pieces
Can't fit in you, my butts too big
Just thought you were the jeans
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Inside these blue levis


Here I am, once again
You're torn into pieces
Can't fit in you, my butts too big
Just thought you were the jeans
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Inside these blue levis
I KNOW KELLY IS NOT FAT! and i know it kinda looks like i think so, but its cuz in interviews she's always saying stuff like "no towels big enough for my boot-ay" so yeah, its a little off that...and yes COPYRIGHT to this song..it's mine.

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Larry Hensley - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny concept, very good parody.
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I have no problem with Kelly. (Though she is from Texas, that's one strike against her.) There are plenty of singers in worse shape. And, what can I say, I like big butts and I cannot lie. It could be worse: You could have a "stinky marshmallow" inside blue Levis. I've been trying to write "Behind These Bloodshot Eyes" for a while, but haven't gotten much beyond the title. If anybody wants to run with it, go ahead.
Stinky Marshmellow - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
yo its me, the author, i dont know if you can reply to comments on here, like on some sites, but if you can, i dont know how, so here is my reply to the above comments...to Larry Hensley: Thanks so much, its very much appreciated. i didnt think it was that good. but that made me feel all good...thanks, especially since this is my first parody i submit, its not the first i ever write...but yeah...and to Michal Pacholek: I said i didnt think she was fat...im not sure what you meant about that, i know there are LOTS of ppl not only singers, but actors and regular people that are in worse shape then her. thats why i said i know she's not fat >_l
Kike420 - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
nice parody, but do y'all really think she's fat? or who knows, maybe I haven't seen her lately. but nice parody though
Holly - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi Stinky! lol you know i love your parodies ;-) really awsome!
Stinky Marshmellow - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
nope. kelly isnt the thinnest person. but neither am i. she's perfectly fine the size she is. and she's healthy right? so its all good.
chloe - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
hello again! Anyways, i hate kelly, i pretty much hate all pop stars so this song was funny. And i dont think kelly is fat, but she does say things like, "I really like my butt." She has muscles, and she doesnt lookright in dresses cuz she looks like a football player.

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