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Song Parodies -> "Because of You and My Wheelchair"

Original Song Title:

"Because of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Because of You and My Wheelchair"

Parody Written by:

Alyssa Mrozek

The Lyrics

My friend, Rachel and I, heard this boy singing one line of this song and we decided to make it a song! Inspired by: Sam Greiner
I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Cause my wheelchair so much misery
I will not break my wheelchair like yours did,
It fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from my wheelchair
Because of you
I learned to use my walker the safe way
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only my wheelchair but my walker too.
Because of you
I am precocious

I lose wheelchair
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because you stole my wheelchair and walker
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh everyday of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the wheelchair
Because of you
I learned to use my walker the safe way
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only my wheelchair but my walker
Because of you
I am precocious

You watched me wheel
I head you cry every night in the middle while you slept
I was so sad
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw my wheelchair
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the wheelchair
Because of you
I learned to use my walker the safe way
Because of you
I try my hardest just to forget about my wheelchair
Because of you
I don't know how to let any other object in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am precocious
Because of you
Because of you

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