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Song Parodies -> "The Day Sylvie Paladino Dies"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"The Day Sylvie Paladino Dies"

Parody Written by:

Jamie

The Lyrics

Basically about how a mean singer took away a poor girls oppurtunity to sing the national anthem after a battle with cancer for her own gratifications.
"The Day Sylvie Dies"

Seems like just yesterday
Delta was our number one
She used to stand so tall
She used to be so strong
Australias arms around her tight
Everything, it was so right
Unbreakable, like nothin' could go wrong
Now she can't even sing the anthem
No, she can't even sing
She's barely hanging on...

Here I am, once again
Tearing Sylvie into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought she was a mole
Breaking her up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the blood that dries
The day Sylvie Paladino dies.

She was our own princess
She opened up and let us in
You made her feel alright
For once in her life
Now all that's left of her, no one will let her
What pretends to be, is only what she wants
So together, but so broken up inside
'Cause no one will let her sing the anthem
No, I can't sleep
If that bitchfacemole steals the anthem
From our Delta

Here I am, once again
Tearing Sylvie into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought she was a mole
Breaking her up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the blood that dries
The day Sylvie Paladino dies.

Swallow her, then spit the bitch out
For hating her, Don't blame yourself
Seeing her it kills me now
Yes, I'll deface her on the outside
From now on

Here I am, once again
Tearing Sylvie into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought she was a mole
Breaking her up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the blood that dries
The day Sylvie Paladino dies.

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 7

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Disgusted - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This is disgusting. Sylvie Paladino has possibly the best voice that Australia has ever heard. She has a beautiful personality to match it. Sounds to me like silly little jealous wannabes eating sour grapes.
horrible...not even funny - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
sylvie paladino has an amazing voice and who really cares about who sings the anthem its nobodys business but the organisers, get a life
david - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
this is so pathetic it doesn'r rate at all

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