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Song Parodies -> "Behind These Asian Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Behind These Asian Eyes"

Parody Written by:

the Lams

The Lyrics

This goes out to all those asians out there who have suffered the classic asian stereotypes.
Seems like just yesterday
You made fun of me
Because I'm not so tall
And my accents are all wrong
Over the check we fight
Paying for food, it takes all night
Unbeatable when it comes to ping pong
Now I can't speak
No, I can't see
I'm barely singing along

This is how it began
Eating rice in the kitchen
Got all A's once again
Working late at China One
Kicking butt on the side
But that doesn't mean you can make me cry
Behind these Asian eyes

We can do anything
Play piano and violin
You made me feel unright
Every day of my life
All that you ever see
Is my big family
So together anywhere at anytime
But we can hear
And we know that
Will Hung can't sing at all


We don't eat any cats and dogs
For losing to us, blame yourself
Using chopsticks is a skill
Yeah I'm Asian on the outside
And inside

Repeat chorus twice
found @ Anybody else have any good videos of Chinese parodies?

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmm, fine sentiments indeed. 444
Grace - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This was awesome! Great pacing and so true! Woot Asians
Ragdoll - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm... Yes, I'm Asian too, but my strangely my life is not so heavily influenced by it... Interesting you should pick this topic!

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