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Song Parodies -> "Eat Cake Today"

Original Song Title:

"Breakaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Cake Today"

Parody Written by:

Riley MIchelle Dominique

The Lyrics

just a song about a surpirse party
Eat Cake Today

Grew up in a city,
Where everyone was witty.
It was almost my birthday!
I wanted chocolate,
But I didn't get it,
For my cake.

Having a party,
Party on my birthday,
Felt like everyone would come.
Wanted decorations
But something was so wrong
For my party, not lights were on...

I'll turn the light on for the big surprise
I'll do what I can, to see it with these eyes
Ill, grab a fork,
Get a knife
Cut a slice
Eat cake today!
Out of the darkness and into the light,
And I won't forget what a beautiful sight.
Ill, grab a fork,
Get a knife,
Cut a slice,
Eat cake today!

Wanna take a big wish
But nothing about a fish
But one about getting a barbie,
Open up my presents,
Only worth 10 cents,
But I don't care
Cause cake is there.

I'll turn the light on for the big surprise
I'll do what I can, to see it with these eyes
Ill, grab a fork,
Get a knife
Cut a slice
Eat cake today!
Out of the darkness and into the light,
And I won't forget what a beautiful sight.
Ill, grab a fork,
Get a knife,
Cut a slice,
Eat cake today!

Presents with 100 bows
I counted 80 toes
That means 8 people came here but,
10 were in invited, invited,
Need some cake, cake today

I'll turn the light on for the big surprise
I'll do what I can, to see it with these eyes
Ill, grab a fork,
Get a knife
Cut a slice
Eat cake today!
Out of the darkness and into the light,
And I won't forget what a beautiful sight.
Ill, grab a fork,
Get a knife,
Cut a slice,
Eat cake today! Cake today, Cake Today!
i thought it was funny!

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Jayreice - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
hey this parody rox!!

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