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Song Parodies -> "While U Were Gone"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"While U Were Gone"

Parody Written by:

Nick Sullivan

The Lyrics

This parody is ppropriately subtitled "A Secretary's Lament".
Here's the thing
You left me alone
Then someone called your telepho-one
Yeah yeah
While you were gone

I took a message
For you but then
Wasn't long till it rang agai-ain
Yeah yeah
While you were gone

And all you ever hear me say
Is how you missed another call
That's all you ever hear me say

But while you were gone
You got called forty-four times
I'm so going home
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now my hand's going numb
While you were gone

How can I put it?
You put me through
A kind of hell
That I never once knew
Yeah yeah
While you were gone

How come you always go away
Right when I've got things to do?
I guess you planned it out that way

But while you were gone
You got called forty-four times
I'm so going home
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now my hand's going numb
While you were gone

You had your break, you milked it
Out to lunch, back at five
Stop the phones, they just keep ringing
Again and again and again and again!

While you were gone
You got called forty-four times
I'm so going home
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now my hand's...
My hand's going numb
You got called forty-four times
I'm so going home
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
I got none
Of my other work done
None of it's done
While you were gone
While you were gone
While you were gone
This is one of a Kelly Clarkson three-pack. If you're interested, please read my parodies of "Breakaway" and "Since U Been Gone", also on this site.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Niz - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Duude.. that sound's that something my mom would say to me when i get home.. lol..awesome..nice work
Charlie Decker - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate the OS, but this parody is really good. 5s!
Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry to be the first to three you on the humor and the overall, Nick, but I guess I thought it kinda dragged on.

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