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Song Parodies -> "Behind These Crazy Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Behind These Crazy Eyes"

Parody Written by:

BasementBoy

The Lyrics

Seems like just yesterday
When I was seeing straight.
Boy those days were so great.
But now my eyes disagree.
They were pretty now they're not.
Because I smoked too much pot.
Unchangable, I'll never see well again.

Now I can't see.
2 looks like 3.
I'm somewhat color blind.

Now I'm lost
Eyes are crossed.
I'm seeing two people.
When there's one.
It's not fun.
My eyes are independent.
Real messed up.
From getting high.
But you won't get to see my brain that's fried.
Behind these crazy eyes.

I told you my story.
So don't smoke marijuana.
Or else you'll look like me.
I look like an iguana.
Now all I can do....
Is smell, feel, hear, and chew.
So weird lookin, and so embaressed inside.

Now I can't see.
2 looks like 3.
I'm somewhat color blind.

Now I'm lost
Eyes are crossed.
I'm seeing two people.
When there's one.
It's not fun.
My eyes are independent.
Real messed up.
From getting high.
But you won't get to see my brain that's fried.
Behind these crazy eyes.

Look at me than kick me out.
Check me out but please don't shout.
Fixing them, I don't know how.
I don't get high,
don't hurt my eyes,
ANYMMMOOORREEE
anymore

Now I'm lost
Eyes are crossed.
I'm seeing two people.
When there's one.
It's not fun.
My eyes are independent.
Real messed up.
From getting high.
But you won't get to see my brain that's fried.
Behind these crazy eyes.

Now I'm lost
Eyes are crossed.
I'm seeing two people.
When there's one.
It's not fun.
My eyes are independent.
Real messed up.
From getting high.
But you won't get to see my brain that's fried.
Behind these crazy eyes.

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D-Boz - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, although the pacing was slightly off at times.
Snake - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great anti-drug message here, i encourage you to record it if possible.

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