Song Parodies -> A Surgery Gone Wrong
| Original Song Title: | "Behind These Hazel Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Surgery Gone Wrong" |
| Parody Written by: | Kim Sanders |
Seems like just yesterday
My leg was part of me
I used to stand so tall
Now I can't stand at all
My head was screwed on tight
Everything was alright
Unbreakable, until the surgery.
Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.
Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!
I let them operate,
Opened up and let them in.
I thought this one would work.
I guess that I was wrong.
Now all that's left of me,
Is 1/4 of a spleen.
No longer have a broken arm,
But the rest of me is trashed!
Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.
Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!
Tried to get up, but I found
That none of the doctors stuck around.
When they saw they're mistake,
They tossed me into the garbage with an old rake.
An old rake!
Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.
Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!
My leg was part of me
I used to stand so tall
Now I can't stand at all
My head was screwed on tight
Everything was alright
Unbreakable, until the surgery.
Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.
Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!
I let them operate,
Opened up and let them in.
I thought this one would work.
I guess that I was wrong.
Now all that's left of me,
Is 1/4 of a spleen.
No longer have a broken arm,
But the rest of me is trashed!
Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.
Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!
Tried to get up, but I found
That none of the doctors stuck around.
When they saw they're mistake,
They tossed me into the garbage with an old rake.
An old rake!
Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.
Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!
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I thought this parody rox, i mean, talk about gross but it was very funny i must say, i wish i could create songs like this.
thanx!
the other one stinks compared to this now this is art limbs everyone people
awesome parody:)
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