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Song Parodies -> "A Surgery Gone Wrong"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Surgery Gone Wrong"

Parody Written by:

Kim Sanders

The Lyrics

Seems like just yesterday
My leg was part of me
I used to stand so tall
Now I can't stand at all
My head was screwed on tight
Everything was alright
Unbreakable, until the surgery.

Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.

Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!

I let them operate,
Opened up and let them in.
I thought this one would work.
I guess that I was wrong.
Now all that's left of me,
Is 1/4 of a spleen.
No longer have a broken arm,
But the rest of me is trashed!

Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.

Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!

Tried to get up, but I found
That none of the doctors stuck around.
When they saw they're mistake,
They tossed me into the garbage with an old rake.
An old rake!

Now I can't breathe, walk, talk, or eat
I'm barely hanging on.

Here I am, once again
Body torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend.
Why did I trust the surgeons?
But I lost my insides,
And see that over there? That's my eye!
A surgery gone wrong!

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USDaredevil - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this parody rox, i mean, talk about gross but it was very funny i must say, i wish i could create songs like this.
Kim - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
thanx!
gabriel - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
the other one stinks compared to this now this is art limbs everyone people
Dominique - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
awesome parody:)

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