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Song Parodies -> "A Cashier Like This"

Original Song Title:

"A Moment Like This"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Cashier Like This"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This isn't against all old people. Just those that are trying to do stuff they're too old to do and it also goes to people who are too slow and that you wish you never had to put up with. It doesn't really rhyme like the song does but it doesn't repeat the same chorus so that should make up for it. Anyway it's really about this old lady who is too old and too slow to be a cashier and just won't leave.
-What if I told you
-That I've been here since noon
-And now it's midnight,
-Nothing to do
-The frustrating feelin'
-It's that cashier
-The one that takes hours to scan a pepsi
-When I tell her I should do it myself

-A cashier like this
-Shopping sprees take a lifetime,
-With a cashier like this
-Some lines just take forever,
-To buy one little thing
-Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
-Most people wait a lifetime,
-With a cashier like this

-The whole store changes
-But this b***h remains
-Someone so stupid
-How's she still here
-Well I maybe waitin'
-But when we are done
-We'll make sure that she leaves forever
-And I promise that we'll kick her slow ass

-A cashier this slow
-I guess we'll wait a lifetime,
-With a cashier like this
-This b***h here takes forever,
-To scan one f****g can
-Oh, I can't believe she's doing this to us
-No robber would rob this store,
-With a cashier this slow

-Could she be the stupidest of all
-I wanna know that she'll get fired when we're done
-So I will tell her this...
-B***h I waited a lifetime

-Cause of someone like you
-You always took a lifetime,
-And you're just too damn old
-You should be in a wheel chair
-With all your ancient friends
-B***h, I can't believe you're doing this to me
-You shouldn't even work here,
-Cause you're a dinosaur

-You artifact

-OHHHH, I hope your wrinkled ass goes to hell now

-Hope you have a heart attack,
-Cause I'm tired of you

-I'm tired of you

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 11

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M-Dawg - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
dude that was so not cool! don't make of elderly people.
kike 11th - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh come on! You know you tired of yo grandma nagging you all the time so don't say you don't like it cause that was the bomb!
callan - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought your version of the song was hella funny and way better than the original! Nice job writing it, the lyrics rock! peace callan
mufasa - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks! It's great to finally have somebody say something good about it.
It sucked - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
When you are old and gray, and need money for a living because your husband left you(if you ever are able to convince a man to marry you). And you need a job, I would love to show this to you. The exaggeration is overboard, and the crticism is stupid and shows a young and naive age. Oh, and by the way. Cursing out old people is pathetic. AND I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO RESPOND TO THIS COMMENT AND DEFEND YOURSELF. But as far as I am concerned any argument we would have over this paraody, I would win because of the pure stupidity of it. And someone needs to call your grandparents and inform them of what you are doing with your free time.

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