-> "A Cashier Like This"
Original Song Title:
"A Moment Like This"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Cashier Like This"
Parody Written by:
Mufasa
The Lyrics
-What if I told you
-That I've been here since noon
-And now it's midnight,
-Nothing to do
-The frustrating feelin'
-It's that cashier
-The one that takes hours to scan a pepsi
-When I tell her I should do it myself
-A cashier like this
-Shopping sprees take a lifetime,
-With a cashier like this
-Some lines just take forever,
-To buy one little thing
-Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
-Most people wait a lifetime,
-With a cashier like this
-The whole store changes
-But this b***h remains
-Someone so stupid
-How's she still here
-Well I maybe waitin'
-But when we are done
-We'll make sure that she leaves forever
-And I promise that we'll kick her slow ass
-A cashier this slow
-I guess we'll wait a lifetime,
-With a cashier like this
-This b***h here takes forever,
-To scan one f****g can
-Oh, I can't believe she's doing this to us
-No robber would rob this store,
-With a cashier this slow
-Could she be the stupidest of all
-I wanna know that she'll get fired when we're done
-So I will tell her this...
-B***h I waited a lifetime
-Cause of someone like you
-You always took a lifetime,
-And you're just too damn old
-You should be in a wheel chair
-With all your ancient friends
-B***h, I can't believe you're doing this to me
-You shouldn't even work here,
-Cause you're a dinosaur
-You artifact
-OHHHH, I hope your wrinkled ass goes to hell now
-Hope you have a heart attack,
-Cause I'm tired of you
-I'm tired of you
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