-> "My Cinnamon Bun"
Original Song Title:
"Miss Independent"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Cinnamon Bun"
Parody Written by:
Mike Doc
The Lyrics
My cinnamon bun
My seasoned French fries
My piece of chicken, mmmm
My Frito-Lays
My pepperoni
My turkey and ham, it's all here, oh.
But all this food
In fat alone,
could never let a girl look like skin and bone
So, by keeping my stomach empty
I'll never, ever get too hefty
Little Miss Slighty Zaftig
Said ooh, I'm on T.V.
Now Simon Cowell's takin' over!
Thinkin' I should become a size four!
Surprise! It's time to skip a meal!
What happened to my cinnamon bun?
No longer get to eat any carbs!
Goodbye old you, I'm through with food.
This diet's hard.
Nutrition bars...
and if I wanna eat some bread,
I better learn to starve
But I'm still motivated
I'm gonna stay emaciated
And this Miss will get to stay and sing more crappy songs!
So, by leavin' behind digestion
I went in a new direction
and found no need to feed my midsection.
Lost twenty pounds!
So Simon Cowell's taken over,
And I'm not lookin' healthy no more!
Don't mind, it's fine! Who needs a meal?
So long to all my cinnamon buns!
No longer need to eat any carbs!
Goodbye, old you, I'm through with food (I'm through with food)
With a cinnamon bun on my plate
I used to eat it right away
Then looked in the mirror and was afraid
What happens if this fortune fades away?
It took some time for me to see
That I had to starve myself to sing
Or else I'd die in obscurity
like that guy Justin Guarini!
So Simon Cowell's taken over,
and I'm not lookin' healthy no more!
Don't mind, it's fine! Who needs a meal?
So long to all my cinnamon buns!
No longer need to eat any carbs!
Goodbye, old you, I'm through with food (I'm through with food)
My cinnamon bun
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