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Song Parodies -> "A Toilet's My Wish"

Original Song Title:

"A Moment Like This"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Toilet's My Wish"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now...
In my cubicle
500 e-mails I see
I cross my legs
And I have to pee
It's that tingly feeling
I've had it before
I think I'm really going crazy
When I sit around with my full bladder and now

(Chorus)
A toilet's my wish
Some people wait a lifetime
And a toilet's their wish
Some people wait forever
For their chance to piss
Oh I can't believe how bad I have to pee
It's nearly been a lifetime
And a toilet's my wish

The hours are passing
But the feeling remains
My bladder is struggling
To be contained
I think I am dreaming
When will I awake?
I'm gonna be right here forever
And yet I have to urinate so bad...

A toilet's my wish
Some people wait a lifetime
And a toilet's their wish
Some people search forever
For their on chance to piss
Oh, I can't believe how bad I have to pee
It's nearly been a lifetime
And a toilet's my wish

Could this be the longest day of all
I wanna fly out of my office and down the hall
And I have a special wish
Some people wait a lifetime
And a toilet's their wish

Some people wait a lifetime
And a toilet's thier wish
Some people search forever
For a restroom to go piss
Oh, I can't believe how bad I have to pee
It's nearly been a lifetime
And a toilet's my wish
Oh-oh-oh-oh, my wish
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I can't believe how bad I have to pee
It's nearly been a lifetime
And a toilet's my wish

Oooooh-oh, my wish

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Jeffery - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds a lot like a song submitted here awhile ago parodied of the same song, A Moment I Piss or something....
???? - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Really (disturbingly) funny! =p
mushroom - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I now have a moment like this....lol , I have to go now. Really I have to go now.
That is very disturbing - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Why don't you keep whether or not you need to go to the bathroom to yourself. No one wants to read that. Just call your Mom, and ask her to help you wipe yourself, instead of typing all that. You are wasting time and might wet yourself.
Lalalla - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
EW! that is SO AWESOME. I love Kelly Clarkson. I wish I could go pee some days to:(

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