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Song Parodies -> "It's Already Gone"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Already Gone"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"It's Already Gone"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

The first time was grand, but they are back for yet another performance! Its Kongressional Karaoke II! Needless to say, our Congress is as usual up to their usual perfidy, so its time for another sing along!
(Sung to the tune "Already Gone" by Kelly Clarkson)

It's Already Gone

The House:

Remember all your dreams of retirement!
Buried now in DC excrement!
You were crazy to think your money was yours....
Now with this new miscegenation
Disguised as helpful legislation
We will blow all our funds of course...
Our coffers are bare, oh
If you were smart you would run scared...

[Chorus]

We want you to know
That it doesn't matter
about the person you vote for..
Because we're all of the self-serving mind..
And if you haven't guessed by now
We're all power maddened whores
Who pass legislation so unkind...
It's already gone...

The Senate:

Even though we're rocked by scandals
We still act the part of vandals..
Looting things from low to high...
It started with Amendment Sixteen
then morphed into something obscene..
The Constitution passed with out a sigh..
We have vision beyond what you see...
As we practice legislative perfidy...

[Chorus]

We want you to know
that it doesn't matter
Who says they're for the hordes
spending won't be cut!
despite our useless chatter
We're living as your lords!
stuck in a fiscal rut...
so It's already gone

[All Together]

The pork is powerful
as we spend into a hole...
It's already gone, already gone
There will be a red ink dawn...
So It's already gone

Ahhh already gone, already gone, already gone
Ahhh already gone, already gone, already gone

Remember concepts of shrunken government..
flushed away as foul excrement...
Kiss all of your freedoms goodbye..

The rotten excesses..
that should land us in prison!
the miasma progresses
within our tunnel vision
But we will rest assured...
that you will re-elect us
because we say the right words...
The Constitution will protect us...

We will make it feel right
even though you know it's wrong
You'll go down without a fight..
As we keep singing this song...
It's already gone

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