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Song Parodies -> "Now Where's That Pizza Guy?"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Now Where's That Pizza Guy?"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#52. I've had that "I'm torn into pieces" / "I'm ordering pizza" line in my head for years but only just now turned it into a fun song. For proof of pacing sing along to the original here.

Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Ba-con, cheese, ham

Seems like just yesterday, we had a lot of food
I used to scarf it down, The pantry was my friend
The kids would never fight, everyone could get a bite
All edible - the fun would never end

Now we can't eat, we're out of meat
And frozen yogurt too

Friday night, once again
I'm ordering pizza
Two with cheese, one supreme
The coupon's on the fridge
Momma's gone, on a trip
And I don't feel like cooking food tonight
Now where's that pizza guy?

I called in everything, bottled pop and garlic sauce
I threw the breadsticks in, the price was so nice
When all my hope was gone, never turned the oven on
Just my wallet, now I'm digging 'round for change

Cuz we will eat, four kinds of meat
The crust is cheesy too!

Friday night, once again
I'm ordering pizza
From the couch, on my phone
Still holding the remote
When the man rings the door,
Just give him all the quarters on the floor
Now where's that pizza guy?

Swallow it, then chuck it up
For eating nine, I blame the Hut
Those commercials kill me now
And we all fall, like Domino's on the floor….
On the floor…

Friday night, once again
I'm ordering pizza
Keep the kids, satisfied
When I'm just home alone
Put the box in the fridge
And you can eat your breakfast while I sleep
Now where's that pizza guy?

Friday night, once again
I'm ordering pizza
Two with cheese, one supreme
The coupon's on the fridge
Momma's gone, on a trip
And I don't feel like cooking food tonight
Now wheres that pizza guy?

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