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Song Parodies -> "Since I Put On (The Diet Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Since I Put On (The Diet Song)"

Parody Written by:

breakaway

The Lyrics

Here's the thing
I started out thin
Ruled the world, but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah, since I put on
So liberated, I ran my life
Wasn't long 'til I met a guy
Yeah, yeah, since I put on
But every time that I would weigh
I'd always picture me, size two
That's every time that I would weigh

Since I put on
I got teased for the first time
What have I become? (yeah, yeah)
Thanks to you, all I am are my flaws
Since I put on

How did I lose it? I lost me, on
I'd even fall for his stupid come-ons
Yeah, yeah, since I put on
How come I'd never hear you say,
"I just think you're beautiful."
Guess I'll never see the day

Since I put on
I got teased for the first time
What have I become? (yeah, yeah)
Thanks to you, all I am are my flaws
Since I put on

I fit the pants, I did it!
Out of touch, out of mind
Shut the fridge, I'm on a diet
Again and again and again and again

Since I put on (since I put on)
I got teased for the first time
What have I become? (yeah, yeah)
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
All I am; I am all my flaws
I got teased for the first time
What have I become? (yeah, yeah)
Thanks to you, (thanks to you)
All I am (I am)
You should know (you should know) all I am
I am all my flaws

Since I put on
Since I put on
Since I put on
Since I put on

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
A newbie with some talent, cool. Here's my review:
Pacing: Excellent (though you made a little too much use of the original for my taste).
Funny: Not so much, no LOL lines. There's some kind of story in here but it could have been better expanded on, either with the aid of a stage talk banter (i.e text intro) or more varied choruses, though the latter is sometimes harder than us vets like to admit. Still, right there's the major opportunity for improvement.
Overall: I stayed the full length and the took the time to write this, didn't I?. Hence OK.
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Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
not bad, cool parody

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