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Song Parodies -> "My Idol Sucks Without Her (Arianna's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"My Life Would Suck Without You"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"My Idol Sucks Without Her (Arianna's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Sparky Cookie

The Lyrics

May not be Arianna for everyone, but we all have faves who slip the net, and even a month on, it's so frustrating when there's nothing you can do about it!
I guess this means you're biased
I guess this means you're deaf
I guess you don't care what you're missing since she left
I can't see why you'd fix it
For anyone but her
Until you took it all she'd have made a great winner

And she belongs in the top flight, Scowell
Forever an Idol in my mind, Scowell
So much for her her taste of fame
'Cause now you're to blame
My Idol sucks without her

Simon, you were stupid
For telling her goodbye
This just proves you're wrong to think you're always right
I know the rest have talent
But I know she had more
The ones you'll never vote out
We've heard it all before

And she belongs in the top flight, Cowell
Forever an Idol in my mind, Cowell
You play the safest game, they all sound the same
And my Idol sucks without her

Voting for her would've been so logical
I shouldn't have to miss her
And Simon, it's your fault, oh yeah

'Because she belongs in the top flight, Cowell
Forever an Idol in my mind, Cowell
Are you saying you have no shame?
It's you who sounds lame]
Now my Idol sucks without her
Because she belongs in the top flight, Cowell
Forever an Idol in my mind, Cowell
Next time just use your brain
You might like the change
But my Idol sucks without you
Arianna



By the way, I would just have voted for her, but I'm a UK viewer!

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