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Song Parodies -> "Behind A Pizza Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Behind A Pizza Pie"

Parody Written by:

Elgringo

The Lyrics

I shouldn’t have to pay
It better be free
Your nametag says Paul
You really don’t belong
The prices are so tight
I haven’t even had one bite
I told myself nothing could go wrong
Your helping me know
Pizza hut isn’t for me
One more word and I’m gone

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
behind a pizza pie

I told you everything
Opened the door that dings
Your sodas are alright
For once in my life
I say this place is whack
What is your manager smoking crack
I feel all ripped over on the inside
Because I cant breathe
It might be pie cheese
I’m barely holding it in

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
Behind a pizza pie

Swallowed crust then spit it out
I want my money back so blame yourself
This cheese kills my bowels
My stomach cry’s inside me
Al the time

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
behind a pizza pie

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
behind a pizza pie

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Christie Marie M - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
To quote Dean Martin's song: "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!" My fave pizzerias are Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Papa John's. Oh, and CiCi's. I just had pizza for dinner. Here's a special deal on $5 for 5 Pizza Pies of your choice!
im_so_awesome - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
you're missing a line in the chorus but otherwise its pretty good.

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