I shouldn’t have to pay
It better be free
Your nametag says Paul
You really don’t belong
The prices are so tight
I haven’t even had one bite
I told myself nothing could go wrong
Your helping me know
Pizza hut isn’t for me
One more word and I’m gone

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
behind a pizza pie

I told you everything
Opened the door that dings
Your sodas are alright
For once in my life
I say this place is whack
What is your manager smoking crack
I feel all ripped over on the inside
Because I cant breathe
It might be pie cheese
I’m barely holding it in

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
Behind a pizza pie

Swallowed crust then spit it out
I want my money back so blame yourself
This cheese kills my bowels
My stomach cry’s inside me
Al the time

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
behind a pizza pie

Here I am, ill say it again
I ordered two large pizzas
Can’t deny it, can’t pretend
You said pizza huts number 1
I won’t see the cheese you fry
behind a pizza pie