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Song Parodies -> "Fear Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hear Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Fear Me"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

Imagine those pass rushers. Big nasty pieces of works that strike fear in every quarterbacks (OK, almost every one of them). I wonder what Michael Strahan or Justin Tuck said to pretty QB's like Tom Brady last year.
Fear Me
Fear Me

I’ll always be out there
You gotta be somewhere
Wherever you are
I'm waiting
Cause there are these nights when
I’ll put you straight to sleep
And I'm hoping your scrambling
Bring you close to me
Can you take my hits?

Fear me
You’re crying out
I’m ready now
To turn your world upside down
Fear me
You’re lost behind your line
I’ll get around
I need you to see
I’m screaming for you to please
Kneel to me

Fear me
Do you fear me?
Fear me

You used to be proud of
Never do get hit
But it gets so harrowing
Being on your own
With no one to pass to
And no one to stop me
You’re not so strong now
Oh, I’ll break your knees
Are you listening?

Fear me
You’re crying out
I’m ready now
To turn your world upside down
Fear me
You’re lost behind your line
I’ll get around
I need you to see
I’m screaming for you to please
Kneel to me

You’re brave but you fall
You’re scared still you try
You need somewhere to throw it away
That won’t stop me!
I’ll go pick it off
Then run right at you
With all that I've got
Do you fear me?

Fear me
You’re crying out
I’m ready now
To turn your world upside down
Fear me
You’re lost behind your line
I’ll get around
You now popped the ball
I’ll go get my first TD
Fear Me.

Hear Me
Fear Me
Fear Me

Can you Hear Me

Hear Me
Fear Me
Fear Me

Can you Hear Me

Oh…

Hear Me
I’ll break your knees
Fear Me.

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Tom Brady - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate you!!!
Rocky Mak - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG! You played on while you ankles are not 100% and guess what? You're done for the year. Brett Favre got rid of one QB, now he just wanted Peyton Manning to get injured, then he can keep on starting well into his 40's.

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