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Song Parodies -> "Never Again Will I Be Your Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Never Again"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Never Again Will I Be Your Friend"

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The Lyrics

a girl curses her ex-best-friend for backstabbing and betraying her
I hope the skirt you lent to her gives her allergy
I hope when you’re giggling with her, you think of me
I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well
Could you tell, by your clothes that’s in the trash
I never read your email
cause I knew what you'd say
Give me that middle school answer
Try and make it all OK

Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see I’m having more fun
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you were doing
And don't say, we’re simply too different
She may believe you but I never will
Never again

If she really knows the truth, she deserves you
A trophy friend, oh how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes, and she's through with you
And he'll be through with you
You're unpopular and alone

You wrote me in a email
You couldn't say it right to my face
Give me that middle school answer
Repent yourself away


Never again will I friend you
Never again will I call you
Never again will I talk to you
Never again will I help you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I see you


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Agrimorfee - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey lastaurora, you write some interesting stuff, even though i don't know any of the songs you do. I'm always intrigued when a newbie pops into this place with a barrage of stuff. Welcome to the monkey house, have fun...see what other types of songs you can do from before 2007?

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