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Song Parodies -> "Break Some Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Breakaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Break Some Wind"

Parody Written by:

pedrotheporcupine

The Lyrics

This is about farting. I made this when I was younger and recently I decided that I should finish the song I made. I had only the "I'll spread my cheeks and I'll let one fly" verse... but now I have a whole song. Our band might actually perform this song.
Grew up in eating beans
hoping I’d be lean.
That’s a pretty dumb idea
Fearing what it could be
I’m feeling kind of woozy
C’mon stay!

Trying hard to hold it
Hope I don’t unfold it. I hope no one will hear me
Wanted to be free from fear
But something feels so wrong here
Deep inside I can’t hide

[Chorus:]
I'll spread my Cheeks and I'll let one fly
I'll do what it takes til' I fill the sky
And I'll, take a whiff
fill my pants
And then change
And break some wind
In the back of my shorts there is no sun
So I’ll heave and I’ll ho and then I'll rip one
Take a chance
Crap my pants
disarrange
And break some wind

Wanna make that warm breeze
Squeeze out between my knees
I feel pain through devotion
It will leave a brown stain
Jesus this is insane, please forgive this sin,
I’ll break some wind.

[Chorus]

It will change my walking stance
I will have to change my pants
I know you will forsake me
Gotta keep moving on, moving on,forgive this sin, break some wind!

I'll spread my cheeks
And I'll let one fly
Once you smell this I know you’ll say goodbye
I gotta take a train
Hide my stain
or get a plane
And runaway
In the back of my shorts there is no sun
Kelly Klarkson, you are no fun.
I gotta eat some beans
break some wind
crap my pants
And run today, run away, break some wind… today… yay…way…hooray……….. Break some wind…
Please don't take credit for this song! :) Remember to visit seganerds.com

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