Here’s the thing
Justin was just a friend
He’s not someone I would wed….
Oh my god, I think I was stoned

We took our vows, we made the time
Finished off a crate of wine….
Yeah, yeah, I think I was stoned….
And the only thing that I would know
When will the pregnancy show…
That’s all you’ll hear me say….

I think I was stoned….
It was my very first time!
Not doing it again, yeah, yeah…
Thanks to it, he got what he wanted
I think I was stoned….

How can I put it, he led me on…
He pulled out his stupid magic bong….
Yeah, yeah, he got me stoned….
Next thing, I woke up married…
Don’t even remember getting carried….
I’ve never even felt this way….

I think I was stoned….
It was my very first time!
Not doing it again, yeah, yeah…
Thanks to it, he got what he wanted
I think I was stoned….

He made me mad, I divorced his ass…
Out of my life, I’m not his wife….
Shut his mouth, I don’t want to hear it.
Again or again or again or again!!!!!!

I think I was stoned….
It was my very first time!
Not doing it again, yeah, yeah…
Thanks to it, he got what he wanted
I think I was stoned….
It was my very first time!
Not doing it again, yeah, yeah…
Thanks to it, he got what he wanted
I think I was stoned….

I think I was stoned….
I think I was stoned….
I think I was stoned….